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| User: | queensugar (976389) chicken loves you.
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| Name: | Melissa Freaking Martin | |||||
| Location: | Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1981-11-20 | |||||
| E-mail: | born_afire@yahoo.com | |||||
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| Bio: | Life, entertainment and music journalist, former CBC Radio One columnist, and all-around word mercenary for hire. Known to write overlong userinfos and then, years later, realize how obnoxious it sounds and delete them. I love Canada first, and Winnipeg second. I hate blinky crap. Beyond this, I don't really know what else to tell you. So just ask. Shameless plug: I am currently a Safe Space Maintainer over at -- Critical Reviews -- "The thing about Melissa is, she says things with such conviction, that even when they're totally crazy you almost believe her. Like when she says, 'Grapefruit is disgusting.' Sure, millions of people love grapefruit, but... no, it's disgusting!" (Wacky Cholaky, 2006) "Hey! You're that chick from Fight Club! You looked better in the movie." (Drunken Bar Italia patrons, 2003) "Your voice is sort of what Joan Jett and Pat Benatar would have sounded like, had they aged properly." (Corydon Idol judges, 2004) "Do you ever wear makeup? Do you ever wear a color that isn't black? Because you could almost be pretty if you actually did something with yourself." (Some random Le Chateau customer, 2004) "Help me settle a bet with a friend: you're really a man, right?" (Random drunken Die Maschine chick, 2004) "You are too skinny." (Fifteen year old on Kingdom of Loathing, 2005) "You're more than a Winnipeg social. You're the fucking Royal Albert. You're the fucking home of rock'n'roll." (Cretin Rob, UMFM, Trouser Idol Judge 2005) | |||||
| Interests: | 7: aveline the fairycat, becoming a yuppie, chicken loves me, complaining about everything, for the horde, sleeping, winnipeg | |||||
| Schools: | Dalhousie Elementary - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1987 - 1993) Acadia Jr. High School - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1993 - 1996) Fort Richmond Collegiate - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1996 - 1999) Red River College - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (2005 - present) | |||||
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| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||

